Do you find yourself recently discorporated? Are you having difficulty adjusting to a a life without earthly boundaries? Never fear, fellow spirit. For those no longer willing to ignore the strange and unusual, our handy handbook is here to liberate you from your confusion and help you acclimate to your new state of existence. Get into death in style with our replica of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice!
The book reads like stereo instructions, and offers the helpful advice that when in case of an emergency to draw a door and knock three times. You never know what might appear to lend a hand when you need to get a family out of your former house. Fine faux leather binds the cover, sturdy construction ensures the safe-guarding of its contents, soft suede protects you screens on the inside, and a custom fit for any size or shape of device of any Apple iPad, iPad Mini, iPad Air, Kindle, Kindle Fire, Nook, Nexus, Galaxy, or any other size and shape of eReader or tablet, or other gadgetry. Also available in a sketchbook or gold-edged diary form!
(Please allow 8-14 business days for the book to be bound and retrieved from the archives of the library of the underworld)