Are you in a dilemma about what to cook? Running out of recipes? Search no more. Brought to us by our Kanamit friends, we present the ultimate gift to mankind. The To Serve Man e-Reader and tablet Cover.
Offering countless fascinating culinary techniques and the wisdom of unexplored knowledge, this cookbook is designed to serve man in every possible capacity. Lighten your kitchen burdens and explore a universe of new flavors. Sweet, savory, and palatable, this mysterious book is designed to protect your Apple iPad, iPad Mini, iPad Air, Kindle, Kindle Fire, Nexus, Galaxy, or any other size and shape of eReader or tablet, to attract conversation, and to help you turn strangers into new friends. It’s a cook book! Or is it?
So come, have a friend for lunch!
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