Morty Insurance Policy (Citadel of Ricks) – Inspired by Rick and Morty

The universe is a dangerous place, and no one knows that better than Rick and Morty. Always keep a loaded portal gun close at hand, a particle beam on the wrist, and a snake canister strapped to the leg. Still, accidents happen and not all timelines have happy endings, but don’t let that stop you from always having a Morty at your side on your adventures, and insure your Morty against harm!

Each policy is valid for protecting one Morty Smith against accident, indemnity, asphyxiation, general clumsiness (on behalf of either a Rick or a Morty), plague, foreign invasion, and countless other circumstances that could leaver your Morty incapable of adventuring. Buy multiple policies against your various Morties for further protection and to mitigate potential loss!

Measuring 8.5 x 11″ inches, each Morty Insurance policy is made from a durable, shimmering cardstock and individually laminated to protect it during your adventures. Also available in our store (pictured, but not included) are Replacement Morty vouchers. Show me the Morty!

(Please allow 3-5 business days for handling and calibrating the portal gun for shipping your Morty Insurance certificate to you.)