Home to some, a dubious tourist trap to others, and a constant source of mystery and bodily danger to the Pines twins, the Mystery Shack is a much-discussed structure constantly on the verge of collapse. Local shuckster Stan Pines does a brisk trade trafficking in the exotic and unusual, offering one of a kind scams, rare opportunity junk from the gift store, and the chance to tell all your friends you saw the latest marvel at the Shack. Staffed by Wendy Corduroy, Soos Ramirez, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, and Stan Pines, the Mystery Shack lives up to its name, containing, augmenting, and perpetuating supernatural phenomena of all sorts. Journals of unknown origin pop up from time to time, the basements are stocked with defunct portals, and secret rooms contain gender-bending shag carpet. But the Mystery Shack is also open to the public, for your very own viewing pleasure.
Get your very own exclusive access pass to the Mystery Shack and unravel the mystery. Behold the wonders, see the famous Sascrotch, the Rock That Looks Like A Face Rock, the Most Hideous Creature Known to Man, and the rare and mighty Grizzlycorn. See the Wax Museum of Mystery! Grab a cold beverage from the soda machine! Check out the gift store for trinkets and novelties to amuse and amaze. Nab a Stan bobblehead for the dashboard or prayer shrine. Whatever your needs, whatever the size of your wallet, the Mystery Shack is your one stop shop!
(Please allow 3-5 business days for Grunkle Stan to steal (ahem, collect) your money for VIP access and send your badge on its way. And remember – TRUST NO ONE.)