Derek Zoolander School Certificate of Achievingment

Being good looking is a full-time job. Show to the world that you have board-certified levels of attractiveness and at being really, really ridiculously good looking.

Run by former male super model Derek Zoolander, the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too is a school where we teach students of all ages everything they need to know to learn to be a professional model, and a professional human being. We’ll show them how to dress cool, and wear their hair in interesting ways, cultivate their look, and to be the best abidigital they can be!

Our diverse faculty includes business management teacher and former model agent Maury Ballstein, and professional friend and life coach, Hansel, and our building has been LEED certified to be big enough for children to fit inside the building. So come on down to the Derek Zoolander Center and grab an Orange Mocha Frappucino in our drink bar, listen in on story hour with Derek, or get a free lesson in base jumping from Hansel. And feel free to wander through our incredible sculpture garden, featuring original fountain pieces.

This certificate is proof that you’re super good looking, and outstanding at reading good, and that the staff of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too want to recognize you for being so really good looking. Get one for that special someone today – you!

(Please indicate the name you want on your Certificate of Achievingment and allow 3-5 business days to ship your item – our proud graduates need time to decipher your address and send it good! Ships without frame.)