Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
If you’re a liberated lover of licentious literature of longing and lust, then for your discerning tastes, the Lusty Argonian Maid needs no introduction. A titillating tease of a book found in privated collections all over the land of Tamriel, the Lusty Argonian Maid has tantalized imaginations of many a race, from the far corners of Skyrim, to the heart of Cyrodiil and Morrowind, to the edge of the Summerset Isles. Containing steamy passages of that seductress Argonian, the lady Lifts-Her-Tail, and her master Crantius Colto and their erotic misadventures, the Lusty Argonian Maid is a pulse-raising read.
It’s only a matter of time before such literary treasures are sure to be banned by the Imperial Libraries as dime septim smut, so don’t miss your opportunity to add your very own copy of The Lusty Argonian maid to your shelf.
Inspired by the popular Elder Scrolls games of Skyrim, Oblivion, and Morrowind, the book was crafted with a microsuede interior, and this Lusty Argonian Maid replica is constructed to fit whatever magical device you wield in your fight against the forces of darkness – Kindle Fire, Kindle Paperwhite, Kindle Touch, Apple iPad, iPad Air, iPad Mini, Samsung Galaxy, Google Nexus, Nook, or any of the thousand other mystical scrying devices used to navigate Tamriel. Also available in sketchbook, diary, journal, and other paper forms, for those who prefer to fill their books with their own erotic imaginings.
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